Mike rowe, in his most common state shirtless and dirty

Mike Rowe is the dirtiest hairiest man in 'Murica. Mike has a number of traits, including:
  • Thick skinned
  • Strong
  • A light drinker
  • short tempered

Since the day of Mike's birth  (March 18, 1962), he was as strong as the viking of the north. Still, 'Murica has yet to see a man so Viking-ish. Mike has become one of the few humans to survive the zombie apocalypse. Some say he has a fort off in the deep woods of Kentucky. Mike has gone on many adventures from the great Rowe massacre ([7]) to the close call at the pancake house ([2]) Mike Rowe will always go down as a true warrior.